Saturday, September 24, 2011

oyyyy, blogger...we meet again

i am SO dissapointed i have let myself fall off the wagon! but seriously as hectic as i been feeling blogging was the last thing on my mind ;/ i am sorry i let you guys down, and so myself ! wahhhhh ( insert snookie voice ) ANYWAY, here i am @ work on a humid saturday i wish i was @ home sleeping. ( sighs ) Well to sum it all up in one short shot a couple of event's have deff tooken place since my birthday ! BAM yeah my bday was sept 14, went to this bar/grill in the village called MARACAS. . . full of beautiful dragqueens. . . WELL with the exception of some maybe 2 that looked like bum hoodlums wanna be cute dragqueens but i must admit some of them were on point with theyre sparkling glitter panties jumping to the ceiling and doing splits, OUCH! i have a vajayy and i cant even fathom . .
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tiny vid, drags touching my friends and all jeff literally bustin a mean armwrestle lmao
me @ work on the morning OF my bday .  . yah yah oh im SO MAD i had gotten some wedges from steve madden the day before . . . AND THEY BROKE THAT NIGHT WHAT KINDA BS IS THAT YO!

















OKAY I WAS PISSY DRUNK DONT JUDGE ME, I GOT A BIRTHDAY CARD WITH A TAG WITH MY NAME AND MY ADRESS ON IT, DEFF WAS WEARING THAT !


SO YEAH THAT WAS PART 1 OF MY BDAY HAVEN'T GOT AROUND TO GETTING PART TWO PICS !

SO REWINDING A BIT BACK I WENT TO GO SEE MAURICIA RODRIGUEZ LIVEE WOOHH " DASSSS ITTTT! " IF YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MAURCIA YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUTUBE LIKE NOW GUARANTEED LAUGH!


HERE IS ONE OF HER FAMOUS YOUTUBE VIDEOS!

YEAH I KNOW YOU CRIED!

OH YEAH WE SAW SNOOKIE ON THE SUBWAY ALSO!


SUMMER IN NYC. . .

IF YOU NEVER HAD ONE YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST IDK STAY IN HOUSE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE !!!!

^^^^ BFF'S BDAY ALSO ! PICS ALSO DELAYED -__- IM SO LAZY I SWEAR.

I MADE HER BAKED ZITI. . . HISPANIC STYLE! LMAO YUMMMMMMMM!

OK SO THAT'S BEEN PRETTY MUCH THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY MONTH -__- BORING I KNOW, I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT LIVING MY LIFE AS I USE TOO OR AS I SHOULD BE ! BALLS TO THE WALL FEARLESS IN LOVE WITH AIR! BOO I NEED THERAPY.

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM TEXT THAT MADE ME ENJOY MYSELF .

MY YOUNGER SISTER TEXTING ME THE DAY WE WAITED, AND WAITED, AND WAITED . . FOR HURRICANE IRENE . .  LOL
AND ANOTHER ONE FROM SOME GUY. . YEAH SOME GUY THERE WORKED NEAR MY OLD JOB @ JUICY . . . YEAH NEVER WILL BE SHOPPING THERE AGAIN. . AKWARDDDD?


YEAH I DIED. . . HA - - HA.

SO LIKE I SAID THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT ALL UP!

I am pretty much in a blank im going through personal issues in my life, career issues, family issues, you name it i got it! But at the end of the day i AM ALIVE maybe not so healthy ( i need to stop earting bacon egg and cheese's when i am hungover..ex: TODAY ) but you know what i am thankful and still can say im blessed i got somewhere to sleep and food to eat! ( im eating more than a normal person does lately. . insert: STRESS) stress+comfort food=happiness.

help me out ladies! give me ideas... keep me running my thoughts, would ya like to know something about me, what i do what i wear what i head how i do ittttttt how im livin? you wanna know? I GOT THE ANSWER. . .  my friend call's me ms cleo, i have a GREAT intuiton btw, NEVER FAILS ME ! ; )

being a woman is the BOMB. . . oh except for periods.popping babys out of ur vajayjay, waxing ur punanni, sitting in a hot ass hair dryer for an hr, risking to break ur ankles so u can wear six inch heels to look hot and help ur cellulite be less noticeable. . .yeah we woman are the shit fuck that!


i've gained alot of weight can u tell ? MWAHAHA i have a master plan in the works!

give me the 411 on you ladies i have missed the blogger life and im ready to suck it in !



XOXO , TOODLES MI AMORES! ;)


3 comments:

  1. I cant tell you gained weight! Soo hush!! Still gorgeous!! and that dude! Bwuahahahahahahaha welcome back!

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  2. Ha ha you're text message conversations are too funny, especially the one from the guy. I had a similar experience with a guy that was trying to talk to me and then text his wife (that I didn't know about) telling her he love her and will call her later. Ha ha guys are so funny! Happy Belated Birthday! I'm glad you're back with an update.

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! My birthday is on wednesday!! BLAH!!

    Looks like you had some much needed fun!!

    Natalie

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